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It seems like forever since my last entry. I have several that I'd like to write, including this bitchin' Tex-Mex beef recipe that I've played around with a few times, and I could easily do a solid entry on three books by Tim O'Brien that I've recently read, two of which are brilliant, or I could get around to scanning the newspaper article that shows our award winning float from the Manistee 4th of July parade; I've been sitting on that one since right after Christmas.
But I'm not quite motivated enough to knock one of those out, so instead I will post the latest OJ Simpson quote, which I first heard on the Jim Rome show this morning. Regarding his potential porking of Anna Nicole Smith, which thanks to his slow moving sperm, he claims as a possibility:
"I hope they don't do a DNA test on Anna Nicole's baby. If they find out Dannielynn is mine, I don't want Fred Goldman trying to seize her money - or the baby herself."
A veteran comedy writer couldn't have put together a more precisely crafted joke. Props to the Juice.
Freaking amazing. Great site, tons of usable info and the smack-off section is the only one of its kind that I have found. I'm a humble Canadian (Not looking to start any border wars) and your combination of topical events and Rome media have provided me hours of laughs. The roast recipe is great, but try this also: Marinate the roast in equal parts beer, Jack Daniels and any citrus fruit for 2 days prior. It adds a strange sweetness and any chance to incorporate alcohol into a meal makes sense to me. Great work, I'm looking forward to the '07 Smack Off and what you will add to your site.
I have a feeling he is going to be adding alot of new stuff. ;)