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Summaries: | Database: |
| Introduction | Power Rankings |
| The Idea | User Call Ratings |
| Past Winners | |
| 1995 | 1995 |
| 1996 | 1996 |
| 1997 | 1997 |
| 1998 | 1998 |
| 1999 | 1999 |
| 2000 | 2000 |
| 2001 | 2001 |
| 2002 | 2002 |
| 2003 | 2003 |
| 2004 | 2004 |
| 2005 | 2005 |
| 2006 | 2006 |
| 2007 | 2007 |
| 2008 | 2008 |
Winners
- 1995 J.T. The Brick
- 1996 Jeffrey E. DiTolla Esq.
- 1997 Doc Mike DiTolla
- 1998 Steve Carbone
- 1999 Sean the Cablinasian
- 2000 Doc Mike DiTolla
- 2001 Silk in Huntington Beach
- 2002 Jeff in Richmond
- 2003 Sean the Cablinasian
- 2004 Iafrate
- 2005 Sean the Cablinasian
- 2006 Sean the Cablinasian
- 2007 Sean the Cablinasian
- 2008 Iafrate
Highest Rated Calls
- 9.46 Greg in Vegas
- 9.37 Kerwin in Riverside
- 9.36 Greg in Vegas
- 9.33 Steve Carbone
- 9.29 Greg in Vegas
- 9.27 Trapper in Dana Point
- 9.25 Joe in Orange County
- 9.21 Gino in San Antonio
- 9.18 Terrence in Sierra Madre
Alphabetical Listing of Callers
- A.J. in Tampa Bay
- Aaron in Boise
- Aaron the Parrot
- Adam in Pacific Beach
- Andre the hairdresser in San Diego
- Bill in Knoxville
- Blair in Denver
- Bob in Anaheim
- Bob in Omaha
- Bobby in Brooklyn
- Bobby in Providence
- Bodie in Pearland
- Boone in Pasadena
- Boston Phinn
- Brendan in Wilmington
- Casey in Vegas
- Cecelia in San Diego
- Chad in Dove Canyon
- Chad in Portland
- Chris from Cougar High
- Chris in Albuquerque
- Christian in Kansas City
- Chuck in Phoenix
- Corey in Ann Arbor
- D.J. in D.C.
- Dan from Cleveland
- Dan in DC
- Dave F. in Denver
- Dave in Irvine
- Dave in Placentia
- Dave in St. Louis
- Dean in Huntington Beach
- Doc Mike DiTolla
- Don in NoCal
- Dorian in Inglewood
- Ed in Stockton
- Eddie in Oklahoma City
- Efrem
- Erin in Ottawa
- Gabe in Stockton
- Gangsta Chick in Sacramento
- Gino in San Antonio
- Greg in Portland
- Greg in Vegas
- Greg the Cockroach
- Iafrate
- Irie Craig
- J.D. in Nashville
- J.T. the Brick
- James in Syracuse
- Jay in L.A.
- Jay in Youngstown
- Jay Mohr
- Jeff in Chapel Hill
- Jeff in Jacksonville
- Jeff in Miami
- Jeff in Richmond
- Jeff in Vancouver
- Jeff on a carphone in Phoenix
- Jeffrey E. DiTolla
- Jim Harbaugh
- Jim in Crapchester
- Jim in Fall River
- Jim in Omaha
- Jim in San Diego
- Joanie in NoCal
- Joe in Lemon Grove
- Joe in New York City
- Joe in Orange County
- Joe in San Diego
- John in C-Town
- John in L.A.
- John in Syracuse
- Jonathan in Syracuse
- Jordan in Vista
- Julie in Portland
- Justin in Boise
- Kent the bonecutter in Clarksville
- Kerwin in Riverside
- Kevin in Providence
- Lamar in San Antonio
- Lance in La Costa
- Larry in Knoxville
- Larry in Orlando
- Larry the false wanker in Riverside
- Lear in Annapolis
- Lisa in Green Bay
- Mac in San Antonio
- Manny in Oxnard
- Marcel in Calgary
- Mark in Buffalo
- Matt in Denver
- Megan in Sacramento
- Mike in Orlando
- Mike in Providence
- Mike in Wichita
- Mitch the Rat in Wichita
- Oliver in St. Louis
- Oren in Denver
- Otis in Austin
- Paul in Sioux City
- Pete in Anchorage
- Peter in Sacramento
- Pointdexter in Houston
- Quinn in San Antonio
- Quinn the Car Fixer
- Rachel in Houston
- Raider Mike
- Randy in Indianapolis
- Renee in Rochester
- Rich in Anaheim Hills
- Richard in West L.A.
- Rob in Tampa
- Robin in Boulder
- Ron in Huntsville
- Ron in San Diego
- Rupert in NoCal
- Rusty in Houston
- Scott in Hollywood
- Screaming Mike in Vegas
- Script Fu
- Scrooge
- Sean the Cablinasian
- Sean the Kiwi
- Silk in Huntington Beach
- Steve Carbone
- Steve Elkington
- Steve in Chicago
- Terrence in Sierra Madre
- Tim in Toronto
- Tim McKyer
- Tobin in Chapel Hill
- Tom in Green Bay
- Tom in Lincoln
- Tom Tolbert
- Tommy in Detroit
- Tracy in Torrance
- Trapper in Dana Point
- Tyrone
- Vic in NoCal
- Voz in Omaha
- Wayne in Tucson
- Wesley in Loma Linda
- William in San Diego
- Willie in Kansas City
Future Updates
Before the 2009 Smack-Off I hope to complete all of the following updates to the site:
| 1. | Completion of the 2008 Smack-Off section, which includes all associated audio and the text summary of the event. (Guaranteed - High Priority) |
| 2. | Acquisition of tapes for the 1995 and 1997 Smack-Offs, as well as for the missing segment of the 1999 event. (Very Likely - High Priority) |
| 3. | Editing of any flawed audio files. This includes noise reduction for poor quality files (like 2007), uniform volume mixing of all files, and uniform sample rate across all files. (Guaranteed - Medium Priority) |
| 4. | Revision of text summaries. Summaries for each year will be revisited and will receive needed edits plus additional content. Collapsible text blocks will be added to make the presentation cleaner and more organized. (Guaranteed - Low Priority) |
| 5. | Add a comments section so that users will be able to post their thoughts on each year's event. (Possible - Low Priority) |
| 6. | Completion of the Power Rankings page. The power rankings are created through a formula that places a value on each caller's Smack-Off finishes, with diminishing importance on older results. (Very Likely - Very Low Priority) |
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